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Toddy, baby Todd, my buddy, you hanging out with your friends over here, what’s going on? Hello, everybody and welcome to my vlog Right now you are listening to my intro song. In just about two seconds the show will go on One, uhhh. Two you idiot Alright I have to pull a prank on Jason, I’m not here right now, okay, sc @lil_aib Okay. But you are here? Yes I know. I’m not here. I’m gonna send him this footage right now David’s here. I’m leaving. Time stamp it. What did that mean? I don’t know The 80D is this Canon, it’s a camera. Scott, David and Jason David will you shut the *blank* up, Todd is trying to film! Thank you Scott. No problem man, I got your back always. Alright, thanks Dave, I appreciate the apology. On behalf of Todd. Bye guys. Bye. You said can I have a cannon 80D. Correct. And I said: “When’s your birthday?” And I already knew that, so why did I ask? And my half birthday is coming up. I don’t care about your half-birthday. You’re not gonna use this so I’m gonna stop filming now. Don’t stop filming I think… stop pointing it… And you can’t film bad. You gotta film good. I feel like I could be a really good youtuber film maker with this Canon 80D [Sigh] I’ve just been really feeling down lately. You know man, get back up here. What the fuck is wrong with you. That was…Oh my god, dude You’re like aiming it at me. Come on man, I didn’t mean to. I got an idea for a YouTube video from Jenna and Julian. You buy the outfits for your boyfriend or your girlfriend. I’m gonna buy the outfits for Kristen. But I have the help of my trusty, dusty friend. His boyfriend David And his boyfriend Jason. Jason – come on buddy. It’s been a long day. Are you okay? That’s not the voice I would have went for that character. Yea I know. [laughter] Should we check out Top Shop? Shhh, anyways, that’s what we’re doing. You mean Todd Shop? [laughter] I want to help you, yeah. This gives me, fucking, a headache. Number one, looking through women’s clothing and number two it gives me flashbacks to when I was married and I had to fucking walk through here. And there’s no rhyme or reason to it. I don’t know what looks good. I don’t fucking care. I’m out. It’s tough because everything is shaped so differently. Look at the shape of this. What is this? [email protected]_aib I don’t know. Do you think she would like that? No I don’t see Kristen in that. No. I think she would love that. You do?! She’d look like a Jedi if she put it on. Yea she’d look like she was in the fucking phantom menace No, I agree it’s hard to shop, that’s why I don’t do it. Jason picks out thongs. He’s like “Kristen would look good in this.” I could maybe, maybe see her wearing that? No. Now I want you guys to know something. This is not a bathing suit. This is actually something you put on and you put jeans over it. It’s the weirdest thing. Rompers, right? No, That’s not a romper at all. It’s kind of a romper. Nooo That doesn’t look like anything she’d ever put on. This looks like the inside of a car. cute. Kristen worked in fashion, so it’s like doubly hard. She likes simple stuff. I just got this for my girlfriend. Oooo that looks nice. Yea, maybe get one of these for Kristen. Okay where can I get it? Fanjoy.co Trying that on, Jason? You gotta put it on without a shirt. I don’t think you can take your shirt off in here. You can’t, Of course you cant. You’re in the womens changing room. We’re in the store. And number one Scott, how dare you fucking question my gender. It’s 2017. I didn’t question it, I know you’re a man. I need hands. I can’t get my hands out. It’s a straitjacket. Jason, if you’re wearing something like that you gotta get a bra. I think you should definitely take that off. You look really good. [laughter] It looks really cool Its sucks that it worked. Why doesn’t Jason model at Gucci and places like that? Could you imagine I get on like top line runway work. Id be like fuck, eat shit I would be on the runway and I’d be like “fuck you david!!” You’re right next to Cameron Dallas It looks dope as hell on me, we’re not giving this to Kristen. Wowww. Wow snapchat saw it first, but my vlog is still gonna see it too. Come on boys, I’m all done, let’s go. Check it out you were wondering what I bought from the Grove yesterday. Is it a puppy? No, it’s not a puppy. It’s outfits. Wait. Where is the dog? She’s out there playing with Jason. It’s outfits. You know how Jenna and Julian did like my boyfriend buys my outfit? You did not! You got a puppy? No, I bought you outfits! Babe! We can’t handle another dog right now! I know! I didn’t get a dog! I got you on [email protected]_aib Link has been enough. Let’s drop that whole joke, it’s not a dog. It’s clothing. You got me a dog…clothes?! No gosh dang it. Okay, okay. I don’t know what… I wanted to do that one video for myself to do that video for myself. That’s fine you can do that after you try on my outfits! You probably won’t like any of the clothes, and I probably got the wrong sizes, gonna be completely honest Did you like actually try at this or did you get me funny stuff. I like kind of tried. This is the first outfit, this shirt and these pants. Flowers? You love flowers! No I don’t [giggle] Yeah, you do look at right here! Remember when I bought you these the other day, and you were like “awe these are pretty!” Yea because those are like, exterior flowers, not like on my body flowers. Like okay, well you just have to try it on and then we’ll see what happens Okayyyy. Turn off the camera you freaking perv! I’m not wearing underwear. Okay the cameras off go ahead. No. She gets undressed on camera? You look so good, honestly. You know, I don’t hate this like corduroy thing. I like it. I would just wear it with like a basic like white…crop. Yea, that makes sense. This shirt looks really stupid underneath it. I get it. I kinda like this. u due? Yea! it’s kinda cool! I would have never grabbed this off the rack, you did. I grabbed like stupid stuff or whatever. Things that I think were kinda cool so you could try them on. But when you’re in the store I know you’re super picky and you get the most minimalistic things You’ll get like a small little white top or black jeans And that’s the way it is most the time, so you had to have me there To pick out all the weird shit Okay now take it off. It’s time for your next outfit. She gets undressed on camera. You’re wearing underwear only right now That is not PG Okay, so your next outfit is not your style at all, but I saw it on a mannequin You were looking at a mannequin? I was looking at the mannequin. And the mannequin looked really hot so…. Don’t say that!!!! I’m kidding, gosh! You can only have me as your girlfriend! It’s not really your style, but I think you look really good in it Awe, I love this cut of pants. But I have legs the size of my arms. They’re really short so it’s gonna look weird. hello Link no! She’s trying on new clothes! Awe! She got a little nose spot on your clothes. And that’s because she just peed in the house, and then put her nose in the pee That’s our pup. What do you think looks pretty sick huh? The shirt is cool. I knew you’d love it. Yeah, and you love the pants too. Huh link loves them. I like them but just not on me. You like them, but not on you? Link! Are you trying to look up her pants right now? She’s just a chicken muffin. She’s a dog not a chicken muffin, okay, so it’s a no on this outfit, but you like the shirt Let’s see the back side It looks funny on my bum! It looks good. I think it looks cool I think they should be a little shorter though like you were saying because your legs are kind of short The shirts cool, I like the shirt a lot actually. Good I’m gonna keep it! What are you doing?! Family friendly channel. Do it again? You have two more outfits. What getting undressed on camera? I want to do this for you on my channel. For you on my channel But I’ll be buying your clothes. And you’ll be able to buy me clothes that I actually like! And I’m very simple, just pants and shirts With Jenny Craig, I lost four inches in the past 30 seconds. It says romantic on the shirt. Awe! What’s going on Ouch! Are you okay? Are you alright? That’s what happens when you’re being silly. Holy shit that was really funny These pants are so big! That’s how my pants fit me They’re supposed to be high waisted and they are down here. Pull them up then! I think I broke my arm. Are you okay? Okay if you have those exact pants in the right size, then it would look better right? Yea, they’re too big. Too big, wow you look amazing sweetie! Now, let’s try on the last outfit. This one was kind of Liza inspired. The shirt says tomboy on it. And she’s like a little brown boy. And then I got these pants which are also probably the wrong size. They are a four so They should be fine. So, this and that, tucked in. And it’s just kind of like an outfit. She gets undressed on camera. You look like a Chinese boy, that is going to school. I doooo! I kinda like it when you shop for me. Why? Because like I said, it just makes me branch out into something I would never grab off the rack. I think that looks pretty cool. Actually so you like them? I like this. Did somebody help you? No, but I did talk to a guy who said that he helped you on Tuesday, Oliver? Yeah! I remember him! And that’s it! That’s the outfits I bought for you. Did I do an okay job? You did! You really did. Look, I’m trying to tighten it here but that makes this pop out. I think you’re my new stylist. My arm hurts so bad. Maybe you shouldn’t hit your computer with it Oh, it’s already bruising. I think that’s my favorite outfit out of the ones I picked. It’s my favorite outfit. Do you want to see something? Back up back up back up. Ready? Oo, that was sick. Should I get a shirt that says Tom girl? and add @lil_aib on sc yeah. And those pants. yeah. and then we could match. yeah. This is the coolest idea we’ve ever had! High-five! Elton Yes. Fitz. Yes. What the flippin heck are you doing in my house?! This never happens ever ever ever ever ever ever. It happens sometimes. It’s happened a couple times. Not at the same time. We’ve never been here at the same time. We’ve never been here at the same time? Huh. Elton was hardly ever at my house when we lived together. That’s true. Does anyone know that you were the one that like put everybody together? He put Denny house together for sure. Yea, I made you rake your leaves and you paid like a 5400 fee to do that, to come live with us because you wanted a pool. It paid off! Originally Zane wasn’t gonna move in. Zane did not want to live with us. I considered it though, the house was amazing. It was either you or Zane though, and look who’s bigger. You fucked up. We’re signing some posters and then Elton is running a competition. Anyone who buys you can all touch my beard on iTunes any 10 random people, they’re gonna get the signed poster sent to them Put our names on it! Be sure to check out the video which is gonna be linked in the description below also buy the fucking song, you know what I’m saying. And that’s all folks thank you guys for watching Please give this video a thumbs up if you enjoyed it and subscribe to my channel if you’d like to see more from me in the future and not give a shout out some of my notifications on today that person is Rose. Rose, here’s your shoutout. Oh Buy, my girlfriend clothes now shout out to Rose. I hope you liked this extra post hottie Smith strike a pose! Fuck, do that again. Okay Jason, you know how I do my credits. Let’s do it. Yeah, let’s do it. Hi I’m Jason. No, no, no come on let’s do this quick. I’ll do it, I’ll do it. I thought you watched my vlogs? I do but… Scott can you buy me, Scott can you buy me, Scott, Scott, Scotty Who, Scotty Doo. And that’s all for today [clears throat]


  1. it's so funny when Scotty called Liza as a little brown boy HAHAHAHAHAHA ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’• and so sweet at the same time like she's his sister ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’• HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  2. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ™‚โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿค

  3. so did anyone notice the thumbnail where scotty edited david's face on a thumb … none .. just me … ok bue ๐Ÿ€

  4. โ€œThatโ€™s why you donโ€™t be sillyโ€ has Scotty stolen my mums catch fraise she says it every day when I broke my arm โ€œthatโ€™s why you donโ€™t be sillyโ€ when I broke my other arm โ€œthatโ€™s why you donโ€™t be silly nellyโ€ when I almost broke my nose โ€œ thatโ€™s why you donโ€™t be sillyโ€ when I sliced my toe open today โ€œthatโ€™s why you donโ€™t be sillyโ€ ok yes I was being stupid all those times except when I sliced my toe open I stub my toe all the time on the fan cause I think itโ€™s not as close to me as it really is and I run into it but this time I sliced it open and half of my toenail is falling off gosh I am really a silly girl btw itโ€™s not a ceiling fan itโ€™s the ones on a stand that you can move around

  5. 2:13
    Jason: i could maybe see her wearing that
    Scott: Nah
    fast forward to 2019 and kristen literally has that exact shirt

  6. โ€œYou look SO GOOD HONESTLYโ€ Scotty at 4:50 thatโ€™s so sweet and cute ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ขโค๏ธโค๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ

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